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Background Actors Who Have No Idea What They Are Doing

makeitearlgrey:

ungratefullittleshit:

The guy who has no idea how brooms work:image

This guy that is pretty sure he was just kicked:image

This guy who has no control over his arm movements:

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1. he’s practicing for his sweeping exam

2. clearly the force extended his kick

3. that dude is clearly practicing his sweet futuristic dance moves for when he goes out with his girl

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yungneuro:

cunt-lyfe:

vinebox:

shoutout to oxygen

AND YOU LIVE?!

ON MY MAMA I BE BREATHIN!

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helloheart-bumblingmess:

What a lovely winter we’re having this spring.

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tupacabra:

introductory paragraph of my essay:

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blackcreaturefromthelagoon:

"why do black girls smack their lips and roll their necks all the time" idk why do white boys fuck their pets and shoot their classmates

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thereadysext:

If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.

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Callin’ your mom back after 50 missed calls

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Anonymous asked: How smooth will my skin become if I make a scrub out of your divine cum and salt

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very smooth

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